---------------------------------- | | |Literaly transcribed it now! | | | | | | ENJOY! | | | | Matty | |-------------------------------| 1. Feminism D7 Eb F Dm7 I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night Gm7 Cm7 Bb without being afraid for their lives D7 Eb F Dm7 I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body Gm7 Cm7 Bb Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right D7 Eb F And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like D7 Gm Without being treated like dirt Gm7 Eb F And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic Dm7 G7 As the measure of a woman's worth Eb Dm Gm Cm F Bb I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects F9 Bb Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them F9 Bb Bb7 Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them Eb Edim7 They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy Bb G7 I would rather watch boobs than a movie Cm7 F7 Bb Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs. 2. Poverty (altruism) I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Whether they are rich or their poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man I'm sure I could give a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor. Fuck I love boobs though. I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them. They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs. 3. Enviromentalism I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely. The earth's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit. Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They're equally fun when they're aged 21 Or octogenarian. They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap Be doop be doo I just really love boobs. Eb6 F Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions Dm G7 Designed to tempt men in situations when Eb F They can't get a glimpse of your bum D7/F# (D7 fine) Gm F I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says Eb F Lipstick is for making your lips look more Bb F Gm F Like the lips of a happy vagina Eb Edim7 F Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye D7 Gm F Eb Why'd they have to say that, oh why? Eb F From that first little suck of colostrum Dm7 G To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel Cm Bb Eb Edim F We're just fucking monkeys in shoes Bb Gm Eb And I-----e----i F Bb Gm Will always love boobs Eb F Bb i Will always love boobs